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  2. cumsquats:

    i wish i was a crouton

    (via maliciousmelons)

     

  3. bemusedlybespectacled:

    ramoorebooks:

    opinionatedlez:

    Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

    And Kristen Stewart.

    No, you know what? Fuck you.

    Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

    Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

    Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

    Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

    Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

    (via rifle-kind)

     

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  5. dansphalluspalace:

    note-a-bear:

    slythermint:

    when i was

    a young boy

    my father

    took me into the city

    to see a marching band

    he said, “son when—”

    image

    I had breakfast with a friend from school earlier.

    So we talked about GoT.

    And I decided that Loras needs to have a permanent subtitle of “#Toogayforthisshit”

    yes. cosigned.

    (via ofthenewmoon)

     


  6. seaofpizza:

    I just want a cute long distance relationship so I can send cute care packages and stuff

     

  7. (Source: x0-nicole, via chinchillahime)

     

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  9. daddyfuckedme:

    hairless rabbits are actually terrifying

    (via chinchillahime)

     


  10. the-laughing-cactus:

    jaclcfrost:

    if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

    image

    (via ofthenewmoon)

     

  11. nintendonut1:

    candycoats:

    silve-sky:

    I love you Hub. Love you.

    SHEZOW IS COMING TO THE HUB? OH MY GOD YES!

    Oh yeah!!! I saw a commercial for it when i camped out for the Aquabats promo. Gotta say I am super intrigued!

    (via chinchillahime)

     


  12. thesylverlining:

    Oh, another fun thing.

    Yesterday waiting for the train I was getting hit on and the guy goes “you got a man?” “Nope, got a girl.” “A GIRL? YOU EVER BEEN WITH A MAN?” 

    “Yep. Didn’t really want to after that.”

    Guy spits on the ground and goes “DAMN, THAT LIMP DICK RUINED IT FOR ALL OF US!” and walks away.

    Nice.

    (via chinchillahime)

     


  13. selfdoubtandsyphilis:

    dankestrnemes:

    do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

    this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

    (via seaofpizza)

     

  14. thearcanetheory:

    imaslowcheetah:

    Signed BAD HORSE image

    I have been waiting for this gifset for a long time.

    (via earl-of-lymongrab)

     


  15. crockercorp:

    does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this

    (Source: chorui, via changemeidareyou)